Super 1st: OK, look, I'm the brave knight. Super Toddler is my beloved and bravest warrior. Super Preschooler is an evil wizard. And Super Baby is the dragon. I'm imprisoned by the evil wizard in the tallest tower of the land (the bunk bed) and Super Toddler has to save me.
Super Preschooler: Cool. Oh, hang on, I need a hat.
Super Toddler: Need sword, be right back.
Super Baby: AHHH!
Super 1st: Nice, that's a good dragon sound.
Super Toddler: Back!
Super 1st: You can't use a real knife!
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Super 1st: It wasn't my idea, I swear! What is that?
Super Preschooler: My hat.
Super 1st: It's not very evil looking.
Super Preschooler: It's perfect, just use your imagination.
Super 1st: It's an Iron Man mask.
Super Preschooler: It's fine.
Super 1st: Whatever, OK, so I'm imprisoned and Super Toddler has to slice the chains, hand me my weapon, and we'll flee from the dragon.
Super Toddler: OK!
Super 1st: Hey, not the face! The chains are down here.
Super Preschooler: Wait. I have to sing my song of evilness first.
Super 1st: What?!
Super Preschooler: I'm the bad guy and the bad guy has a song.
Super 1st.: Sigh. Fine.
Super Preschooler: (loosely sung to the tune of Do Your Ears Hang Low) Oh, evilness is the best! I like to hate the rest! And all of the bad guys are my friends. We have axes and swords and we like to laugh. Badness and evilness are great! Evilnesssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss! (this "note" is held for a least 30 seconds)
Super 1st: Are you done?
Super Preschooler: Yes.
Super 1st: OK, free me, Super Toddler! Defeat the evil wizard! Super Toddler?
Super Preschooler: She left. She's watching Big Hero Six with the baby dragon.
Super 1st: Really?
Super Preschooler: Yeah.
Super 1st: What part?
Super Preschooler: Like the start, I think.
Super 1st: OK. Game paused!
Super Preschooler: I'm hungry.
You know, after snack, that is.