Memos to Super Fetus

To: Super Fetus
From: Awkward Mom
Date: 11/11/11
Re: Birth

Bladder, Back, and I called a meeting and we think that 11/11/11 would be a perfectly magical day for your arrival. Let us know what you think!



To: Super Fetus
From: Awkward Mom
Date: 11/12/11
Re: Birth

Seems that you were busy 11/11/11, must have been something else on your calendar, like some rib-kicking or something. No problem, 11/12/11 looks just as nice to me, Bladder, and Back. Mull it over, get back to us with a real contraction. No more fake ones, please. That just confuses matters. Thanks!