Awkward Dad: Get off your blog and help me! This tricycle isn't going to put itself together!
Me: Well, if someone hadn't drunk an entire gallon of spiked egg-nog, he might not need so much help.
Awkward Dad: It's the holidays, just come here and help me. I think these directions are in Swedish.
Me: No, they are just upside-down.
May your Christmas be festive, fun, and just slightly awkward.
Not egg-nog drunk, forgot to buy ribbon, up until 3am putting together a tricycle that won't be ridden for 4 more months awkward.
Just thinking you are taking a picture when you are taking a video awkward.
That is the best kind.
The Awkward Family is taking off for a road-trip the day after Christmas and shall return, full of thrilling toddler tales of terror, in the new year. Merry Christmas, Readers! You are our best present!