Readers! Check it out:
My ally, Professor PHD, made it for me! She (and it) are so awesome, right? I know!
What's that? Why yes, that is a photo of a scan that I made off of the Word Document she sent me. I couldn't figure out how to make it show up here in Blogger. I did said she is awesome, not me.
So, anyway, here is what I am thinking: How about someone figure out how to tape this thing to a spotlight? Then I just need to get myself a Commissioner Gordon to shine it into the sky whenever awkwardness is a'foot. That way I will know where my particular skills are needed at all times! Good plan? Good plan.