Once upon a time there was a ball. All the princesses were at the ball. The fairy godmother came and poofed a golden magical cracker.
A what?
A golden magical cracker.
What's that?
It's a golden magical cracker.
OK.
She poofed the golden magical cracker and Spiderman flies in the window and takes the cracker. He makes the cracker into webs. He sits in the webs. Then the Fairy Godmother poofs a hot dog. Spiderman steals it and webs the hot dog.
He what?
Webs the hot dog.
What does that even mean?
Then, the Fairy Godmother poofs a hot dog bun and Spiderman takes it and...
Let me guess, he "webs" it?
No, silly mommy. He eats it. The End.
By the way, Awkward Dad nearly fell out of his chair when Spiderman appeared in a Super Toddler-lead story and was on the edge of his seat for the whole thing.
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