Wednesday, July 2, 2014

Awkward Mom vs. Tired

Come to think of it, they never do show Superman taking a nap......

Me: I feel funny. Not haha, but weird. Like all foggy and out of it. Do you think I am dying? Use your doctor skills and tell me!
Awkward Dad: Yeah, let's slow down a little. Was Super Baby up last night?
Me: Yeah.
Awkward Dad: Have you ever stopped to think that you might be tired?
Me: Tired?
Awkward Dad: Yes, that normal feeling people get when they don't sleep much.
Me: I guess I just figure that I am always tired.
Awkward Dad: Erin, maybe it is time to stop having kids if you can't even tell you are tired anymore.
Me: Are you kidding? It's time to have more! I think complete immunity to being tired might be my superpower.
Awkward Dad: The thing is you are still tired. You just don't know it. I think your actual superpower is incessant immunity to reality.
Me: *Blank, slightly glazed, look*
Awkward Dad: But you know what, you are still totally super, Honey!
Me: Thanks! Wait.....

Don't you ever sleep, Super Baby?!

Right, only during Baby Jenga.