Yes, I know you don't want to read about Christmas just yet, but this one actually makes me more in the mood for Thanksgiving anyway.
So, the Supers were writing out their Christmas lists. Super Kindergartener, who is currently the only one with writing superpowers, was helping. Super Preschooler had just presented me with a list of ever Star Wars toy in the galaxy and Super Toddler's seemed to consist entirely of food, when Super Kindergartener ambled over with something the size of the Constitution.
Me: Baby, this is really long. You know that Santa only brings 3 gifts, right?
Super K.: Yeah.
Me: Well, wouldn't it make more sense to pick 3 things that you really really want for your list?
Super K.: Oh, this isn't a list of what I want.
Super K.: No, this is what I am giving to other people this year.
Super K.: Mom, why are you crying? Oh, is it because your name is blank? I just didn't think of anything yet, but don't worry. It is going to be amazing.
Me: It already is amazing, Baby. It already is.
What's that, Readers? Oh, 3 gifts. Well, here is my theory: if 3 gifts was good enough for baby Jesus, it is good enough for 3 Supers Kids from Ann Arbor.